Newsflash!

We interrupt our regular hiatus to bring you this important announcement, fresh from the presses at Conservapedia:

Myanmar monk mobs attack police.

Ever vigilant in their dedication to bring us the latest trusworthy news and analyses, Conservapedia – courtesy of sysop Ed Poor – bravely goes in the complete opposite direction of virtually every other news service out there in order to bring us this groundbreaking story of violent Buddhist monks attacking the police forces of the pro-American government of Myanmar.

In the following debate on Talk:Main Page, Ed provides a further elaboration of his views, including such stellar insights as “…to profess outrage that an attempt to overthrow a government resulted in a few deaths seems odd to me…” and “I think if an American tried to take a cop’s gun in New York, he’d face a “violent” police response.” These are interesting views. Frankly, I’m surprised that none of the major networks have decided to cover that angle of the story, preferring instead the touchy-feely stuff like how the evil police soldiers are shooting at unarmed demonstrators or the utter lack of democracy in Burma for the last 45 years. But of course, they aren’t trusworthy encyclopedias, are they?

Seriously, though: Isn’t Conservapedia amazing? Every time you think you’ve seen the worst their collective reactionary hive mind could possibly come up with, just wait a few days and they’ll spring the next surprise on you.

Other than that, I don’t really think there’s anything I can say that will add significantly to this story, crystal clear as it is. Follow the discussion on RationalWiki at Ed’s talk page or Talk:What is going on at CP?. Or at Talk:Main Page at CP, should you be in the mood for a… less frank discussion.

UPDATE: This just in before the deadline! Andrew Schlafly gives the seal of approval to Ed’s interpretation of events, presumably making it the official opinion of Conservapedia that violent Buddhist monks are behind the whole thing, and also noting that those who have a problem with that are liberals who “protest too much” (one must assume the dead people in Burma protest too much, as well.) Meanwhile, Ed heads over to RationalWiki to suggest “collaborating on a true version of the story”. Yeah.

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4 Responses to “Newsflash!”


  1. 1 PalMD September 28, 2007 at 3:08 am

    Collaborate on a “true” verson??? What is his obsession with collaboration? He probably thinks the Munich Agreement was a fine compromise.

  2. 2 wally October 12, 2007 at 11:05 pm

    conservapedia has become as loopy as wikipedia in many ways..

  3. 3 Raptor22 October 14, 2007 at 6:44 pm

    Well, I think we can all see how “right” Ed Poor was, eh?

    Surely the Conservapedia Column has enough integrity to admit it was indeed those troublesome Monks who are causing all the trouble?

  4. 4 lanfranc October 23, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    The Conservapedia Column can’t help but wonder what exactly you are referring to, and thinking that a link would be nice.

    Regards,
    The Management


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